Mr and Mrs Smith

All through the exam days I was going through the gossip about Mr & mrs Smith so i decided to give a watch. Here are some quotes from the movie courtesy http://quotes.worldvillage.com/i/b/Mr._&_Mrs._Smith
[from trailer] John Smith: Come to Daddy. Jane Smith: [she beats and kicks him] Who's your Daddy now?
John Smith: [searching for Jane, holding a pistol] Honey...!
John Smith: [after tripping into a fence and accidentally firing a shot at his wife] Oh, dear God!
John Smith: Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!
John Smith: [at marriage counseling] Ask us the sex question again. Jane Smith: [whispers] John. John Smith: [softly] Ten.
John Smith: How many? Do you want me to go first? Okay, not that I keep count or anything... but somewhere around high 50s low 60s... not that it matters or anything. Jane Smith: 312. John Smith: 312? Jane Smith: Some were two at a time.
John Smith: [after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.
John Smith: [after Jane escapes on a high wire] Chicken shit! Jane Smith: Pussy!
John Smith: [after he finds out that Jane stole all of his guns] Bitch.
Marriage Counselor: One a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage? Jane Smith: 8. John Smith: Could you clarify? Is 10 the highest or is 1 the highest? Marriage Counselor: Just answer with your instinct.
Eddie: Mom! We're on high alert here! I almost killed you right there!
John Smith: She's trying to kill me. Marriage Counselor: They all try to kill you - slowly, painfully, cripplingly...
John Smith: [hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] Gotta love those doors!
John Smith: You looked like Christmas morning.
Eddie: No, thanks, I don't get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.


John Smith: Hiya, stranger. Jane Smith: Hiya back.
Jane Smith: You still alive, baby?
Jasmine: Jane, it's your husband!
John Smith: Does that include weekends? [when asked how many times they have sex]
John Smith: We remodeled the house.
John Smith: I hate the curtains.
John Smith: I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.
Eddie: So, did you kill that bitch? Jane Smith: This bitch?
John Smith: [angry that Benjamin had blown their cover] You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It's the first thing you learn! Benjamin: Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the day of don't marry the enemy.
Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished.
[John has just returned from shooting Lucky at the bar] Jane Smith: Where've you been? John Smith: I just went down to the sports bar. Put a little money on the game. Jane Smith: How'd you do? John Smith: I got Lucky.
John Smith: [both pointing guns at each other; John drops his] It's your call. Jane Smith: No! C'mon! Let's finish this!