Laughing bits

I first came to know about David Letterman andJay Leno few years ago. As I have never actually seen their shows .I’ve always been fed their humour through different sources mostly websites .I love watching stand up comedies too. The other day I saw a standup comedy program on M net at three in the night .Now I wish I could wake up every day to three everyday but that’s not possible. Few years back I fell in love with liners. It was my resolution of 2003 to find and read all the one liners on internet and I think I was successful in attempting it atleast. My love affair with comedies continues and here are few Jay leno monologues form may and June 2004 .

Former President Ronald Reagan's son, Ron Reagan Jr., has attacked President Bush saying he made a terrible mistake in Iraq. President Bush is furious! He said, 'What does the son of a former President know about Iraq?!'

Here's something interesting... The dinner menu for the last meal on the Titanic just sold at auction for $75,000. I was reading about this in the paper. Do you know at that last meal that the passengers ate fish? Which is ironic because a few hours later -- the tables were turned.

Did you hear about this? Britney Spears injured her knee during a video shoot yesterday. I'll tell ya, that lip-synching is more dangerous than it looks.

She had to have arthroscopy surgery. The amazing part, it was the same doctor who worked on her breasts and now her knees are HUGE