Will any english comedian in Lahore please stand up?

It just dawned upon me today while watching a stand up comedian on TV that we (why am i using "we"?) dont have a single stand up english comedian in Lahore!!!In the city of seven million people with thousands of english newspaper readers and hundreds of english medium schools and tens of english bands ,there isn't a single stand up comedian!!!!
There are Punjabi speaking comedian who are considered as untochables among the english speaking crowd.Although i'vbe heard a lot about them and even watched them,but i don't understand Punjabi,so i dont get their jokes.I even once tried watching an Omar Sharif comedy but i found that Omar Sharif was trying too hard to make the audience laugh?
and haan "Black Fishes" are found in karachi only.