"I have to discuss this look because it's like Barbie meets the Stepford Wives."

Here are some quotes of Simon Cowell I have painstakingly copy pasted from MSNBC’s site.
"You may just have put 34 musicians out of work."
Simon to Bo Bice, after Bice sang a capella, 5/17
I think you need soul to sing that song. It's kind of like trying to have Woody Allen play the lead in 'Shaft.' "
Simon to Anthony Fedorov, 5/10

"That was the equivalent of you singing in the shower, you do it effortlessly."
Simon to Carrie Underwood, 5/10
The show tonight, with all the film clips and the lyrics, it feels like Miss Universe... it felt a bit cynical, that song."
Simon to Anthony Fedorov, 5/10